dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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