Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
then he tried to convert me to islam
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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