also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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