and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
you win again, gameday.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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