and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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