I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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