This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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