By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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