Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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