yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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