Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
you didnt know i had herpes?
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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