24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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