I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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