tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Terrible idea I love it
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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