Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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