In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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