I'm slightly bisexual, and I don't give a shit about the twilight series. The only reason I even watched the first movie was because my girlfriend was into it, and watching it with her got me laid.
Is it weird that I'm more offended that someone would stoop to pretending to like twilight, and not about the fake cancer thing? I mean in away it's all the same though right, twlight=cancer.
Every guy on this website is a motherfucking pig.
I hope you all choke and die on your own penises when you try to give yourselves head because you obviously get no action otherwise.
7:50 She doesn't jump off a cliff to kill herself. Cliff diving actually is fun. Try it some time. Just be smart about it and not jump in the ocean during a storm. That was her mistake.
I think I am more pathetic than all of u being I actually took the time to keep reading this nonsense, I could have jis kept fkn my girl I stead of reading this during our intermission......
Okay yes all the little girls obsessed with twilight is lame, but the books are still great and the story line is good, people talking shit on here are the lame ones.
To 11:30, I wish I could suck my own cock because then I would save a shit ton of money by blowing myself instead of taking out stupid bitches like you hoping you put out but you won't. Get over yourself. This shit is funny and the fact you got butt hurt over a stupid piece of shit movie with a horrible plot and horrible acting is sad.
all of you that hate twlight....give gurls a break...finally there is a movie mostley gurls...all the other movies have always hot gurls in it and the boyfriends look like crap.....NOW ITS OUR TURN.......
Thing 1- I bet you would get it faster if you told her you sparkle in the sunlight too.
Thing 2- Lying about cancer for sex is 800,000,000 times better than lying about AIDS. Plus, a girl who actually didn't want to have sex with you at all would not have fallen for the cancer lie. Cancer or no cancer, if I am not into it, it is not going into me.
By bashing a series or anything for that matter, shows how immature and ignorant you are. Let people like what they like. Bashing people on what they like it so stupid.
Relax people he never joked about cancer, he lied about having it to get laid. Think about all the lies you told to get into someones pants. Nuff said.
it's clever, it's funny, if u don't like like it take ur bitching somewhere else cause these are the texts that make this site worth it. and to all that are saying the cancer reference makes it offensive, go ahead and step out of fantasyland and realize not all jokes are clean. Jesus
You are on this site too. So if you take offence to this, you should take a long look in the mirror cause you are just as fucked up as this guy. But well done sir.
To 7:39
Mindlessly bashing for no other reason than to piss off the people who like it is bad true. Of course if the thing they like is bad your only saveing them.
Why is it bad? When he leaves her She jumps off a fuckin cliff! Please tell me that dosent send mixed messages.
See, to appreciate Twilight, you have to know what it was made for:
it's a mastrubation fantasy for 12-year old girls that don't know what sex is yet.
-vhurka
I'm a chick and I still laughed my ass off at this one, cuz I WOULD totally go for either of those lines (even if I knew you were lying just to get laid).
6:45--Dude, fatties are so grateful to be getting any you can be really rough and violent with them. Any shame you might feel from dishing out such brutal punishment to a hot girl is totally out the window.
btw sayin you have cancer and dont is very foolish...be careful with what you wish for.....i wouldnt advice you to do it again.....and to say that just to get some thats pretty sad .....you really need to concider gettin closer to your faith and God...God bless you all ....
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