He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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