ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
