Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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