Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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