He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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