420 ftw
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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