why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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