The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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