I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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