at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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