Nicole vs. Life
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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