She announced her abortion via fbk
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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