Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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