I CAN MOONWALK!
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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