How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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