I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
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