wakey wakey hands off snakey
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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