who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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