I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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