sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Drunk is not a location!
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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