I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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