i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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