dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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