is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
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