So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I love you.
Bad choice
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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