I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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