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At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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