im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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