sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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