Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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