is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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