Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize