all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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