Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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