when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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