he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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