The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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