I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
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