everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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