There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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