Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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