just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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