Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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