How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
They took my balls.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
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