I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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