i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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