you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
its not stalking. its research.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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