It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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